Money

Nancy and I met with Jack, our investment adviser last week. We wanted to make sure he hadn't shot himself or something. You see many of his customers who bought "securities" are wondering whether they understand English! They're a little unhappy. I try to save money. Who knows, maybe one day it'll become valuable again! I know it's not Jack's fault. And it's not like I'm crazy about money, but it quiets my nerves!

But it's really okay even though we're down a little this year. Okay, we're down a lot. Money won't buy you happiness. Money won't buy you love. Money won't buy you health. But the way I see it is - give me the money and I'll rent them!