Don't worry

Many of my friends worry about Iran and what could happen in the event they actually acquire atomic weapons. One of them could just strap it on his back and walk right into Wall-Mart. I'm not at all concerned and don't mind the radiation either. I won't have to buy batteries. My pocket calculator can run on me! And you never have to worry about waking up and finding out that nuclear war has broken out. If you wake up, it hasn't. I think there is much more to worry about in America.

I heard about two Iranians who met in California. One started to greet the other in the language of their mother country. The other Iranian motioned for him to stop and said, "We're in American now. Speak Spanish!"