Bagels

We used to buy day-old bagels. They were so hard we had to hammer the butter on. Then my neighbor Stan came up with a brilliant idea. He went to Israel and made a fortune selling Cheerios as bagel seeds. If you believe either of the previous, there's some border property along the Golan Heights I'd like to sell you! I do know one guy who made a fortune in South America selling bagels as halos for shrunken heads.