There's nothing a fisherman can do if the worm ain't tryin'

Good fishing is a matter of timing, you have to get there yesterday. But in this case, who cares? You see there are sport fishermen, and then there are those who catch fish! This lake is up near Lake City, CO of course. It's a sublime spot, with plenty of fish. Below is a good Colorado story.

"Catching any?"
"About twenty."
"Nice. Do you know who I am?"
"Nope."
"I'm the game warden."
"Know who I am?"
"Nope."
"I'm the biggest liar who ever fished this lake!"