My hotel rooms

Being on the road for so many years with my company, I've spent most of my life in strange rooms. You know they don't have closets in most rooms anymore. They have cabinets for closets. They're so small they had to re-design the hangers. They're now hunchbacked hangers! A hotel is a place where you give good bucks for poor quarters. My last hotel was just a little suspicious. The Gideon Bible was on a chain!