More thoughts on marriage

Since I went to a wedding the other day, I've been thinking about marriage. Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in an institution? Many people claim to know a lot about marriage. Anyone who says that marriage is a fifty-fifty proposition doesn't know the first thing about women or fractions!

I remember when Tyler was about seven when he first looked into our wedding album and said, "Pop, are these pictures of the day Mom came to work for us?" I told him yes, and then reminded him that it's important to find the right girl because marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings!

Marriages may be made in heaven, but most of the details are worked out on earth! A real fairytale ending: "And they lived happily even after!"