Vols

Here is Andy (my little buddy) enjoying the outdoors in Tucson. Wait a minute! What's that he's wearing? It's a Tennessee Volunteer cap! I think his Aunt Daisy got it for him. That's okay I guess, as long as it's not one of those Florida teams! Football is one of those games in which eleven men spend hours trying to move a small object a hundred yards. It's the same as the post office!

Football is supposed to build bodies too. Baloney! I watched four playoff games in January and look at my flab!