Recession

I like the government's definition: a recession is merely a downward trend of a sliding tendency. But things may be worse than they're saying. I know for a fact that Snow White laid off three dwarves! This year will go down as the year that went down.

Actually, a recession is when you have to tighten your belt. A depression is when you have no belt. So you see, things aren't as bad as you thought. And I especially like what Ronald Reagan said, "I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself." But please don't think I'm negative. I do have solutions. In fact, here's one. The best solution is to sell New Orleans back to the French!