Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Rockies lose so much they party when it rains

This time last year, the Rockies were starting to falter after a great start and then the season was really over. This year they never really got the engine started.  Now, I've been a good and faithful fan through thick and thin, but enough is enough!

The team is in real trouble. Let's start with the bats. Yesterday afternoon, the pitching machine threw a no-hitter!  But it's the pitching that really worries me. Esmil Rogers is working on a new pitch. When he has it down pat, it'll reach the plate! And Jaime Moyer (bless his heart) is nearly 50 years old! For crying out loud! Now, the team has been in the cellar so long, it's damp.  And we call this "good management?"  C'mon Monfort's, what do you do when the steaks go bad?  Sell them to the public anyway?

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