Where's my plane?

If the Lord had wanted to people to fly, he would have made it simpler to get to the airplane! So the other day I go over to the ticket counter of a no-frills airline and say, "Can I have two chances on your six-fifteen flight?" Looks like I lost. But it all turned out okay because at the end of the flight I didn't have to steal back my luggage. You see, it's a little disconcerting when you go to the airline counter to complain about lost luggage and the ticket agent is wearing your clothes!