The latest bumper stickers

I thought you might appreciate a few of the latest bumper stickers. The thing to remember is, to err is human. To shrug is civil service. And, whoever came up with this cash for clunker idea must be an economist. An economist's word is never done. So, here's a shortcut.

In socialism, everybody shares equally in getting the short end of the stick from the government. At least capitalism makes longer sticks.

As George Washington said when he was crossing the Delaware, "I can't understand it. I paid for a seat!"