20-5!! Rocks Choke

The Rockies have been in the cellar so long it's damp. I wish they'd just call the game, like last night. I just couldn't believe the score in that game, 20-5. Some of our hitters are so bad they can strike out in two pitches! Of course you can't blame the ownership of the team anymore. This is the players problem. They make a lot of money now. In fact, I heard a rumor that the coach called the bullpen and got an answering service!

Life just isn't fair. When I tried out for baseball I couldn't hit a curve. Now I play golf and I can't stop hitting them!