Tennis

I watched the tennis match the other night. Whats with all the screaming and grunting? Tennis isn't a matter of life and death. It must be more important than that! It is so distracting I can't stand it. And tennis champs are getting so young they give autographs in crayon! The way I see it, anybody under 18 who screams and grunts and jumps over a 3 foot net should take up track.

The Russians took up tennis about twenty years ago. They already play a good game at the nyet!