Health care "reform?"

Udall's office called me yesterday and wanted to know if I was "not in favor of supporting the President's initiative on health care reform." My reply went something like this...

Let me see if I understand this correctly....

Obama's health care plan will be
written by a committee whose head says he doesn't understand it,
passed by a Congress that hasn't read it,
signed by a President who smokes,
funded by a treasury chief who did not pay his taxes,
overseen by a surgeon general who is obese, and
financed by a country that is nearly broke.

And you want to know if I'm NOT in favor of supporting this? Odd way to ask a question, I thought.