Monday, January 2, 2012

Betting on horses

I wanted to introduce you to my horse. Here's a good tip for you betting people. I learned this while riding last week. Bet on jockeys with bad breath. The horses win just trying to get away from them! Look at his ears!

My accountant doesn't understand that I love horses, so I give all my money to the improvement of the breed. I've also managed to make my betting deductible. I have a bookie who changed his name to Red Cross!

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