The new General Motors proudly presents its new car for 2010, the Obamamobile. This car runs on hot air and broken promises. It has three wheels to speed it through tight turns. It comes complete with teleprompters programmed to help occupants talk their way out of any violations. The transparent canopy reveals the happy smiles of the occupants. It has an extra power gear for getting off gum. It comes in S, M, L, XL, and 2XL. The 2XL model is pictured below. It won't get you to work but hey, there aren't any jobs anyway. A Company representative commented on GM's new approach, "The Rolls-Royce can't be much of a car. Very few people drive them. So just like our new health care plan, we want something for everyone."
Friday, November 13, 2009
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