In the year

In the year 2029 the headlines will read...

Spotted owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.

Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped.

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 100 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

Castro finally dies at age 112. Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

$75 billion study; Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss. Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

Supreme court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines.