Thursday, September 4, 2008

The dentist

I made an appointment with the dentist today. I love going to the dentist. Where else can you read Collier's today? The problem is when my last dentist got through doing a canal, I didn't know whether it's root or Panama. He pulled a lot of silver out of my pocket by putting silver in my teeth. I have a new dentist now that I met at my cycling class. I know I should be careful about what I say to the dentist. That's because there are two good ways to keep your teeth: brush after meals and keep your mouth shut.

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