Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Babies

As many of you know, our daughter Noelle is expecting again. She is due sometime in late April. We're very excited. We know of course, because of a Democratic Congress and multiple earmarks, that every baby born in America is endowed with life, liberty, and owes about a quarter of a million toward the national debt! And Seth must never forget that a baby is an addition that becomes a deduction!

Of course the process of creation is unique and not something commonly talked about by the parents of the mother. So, I thought I would make an exception here and discuss it with you. If you're bashful, just x this out and move on. There is a story about a Martian who listened to an earthling describe how babies were made. The Martian laughed and said, "Amazing! That's how we make bicycles."

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