Saturday, January 1, 2011

Happy New Year

I'll never know why people celebrate the ending of a year. It only means that your car depreciated again! And what's with the eggnog? I threw it out last week (even though it was in the frig for three years). I don't like eggnog. It's like drinking milk from a smashed cow!

My wish for 2011? I want my troubles to last as long as my resolutions.

Happy New Year!

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