The perfect computer?

They've finally come up with the perfect medical computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer!

With our government's system, they only have one man who runs the programs. Last week he ran Dumbo, and the week before, Fantasia.

Here is what the government was really hoping to get with medical software:

The salesman is justly proud of his new product, and tries very hard to sell it to the VP. The Veep is insecure about investing so much money. To egg him on, the salesman invites the VP to ask the computer software any question.

The VP types, "Where is my father?"

The machine responds in a tenth of a second: your father is in MICHIGAN.

The VP says, "This software is a bunch of junk"

"Try asking the same question in another way."

The VP types: "Where is MY MOTHER'S HUSBAND?"

The machine answers: YOUR MOTHER'S HUSBAND HAS BEEN DEAD TEN YEARS. YOUR FATHER IS IN MICHIGAN AND JUST LANDED A TEN-POUND TROUT!