Halloween

Nancy got the candy this year for the kids. She got a brand I don't like because, "you won't eat it," she said.

My grand kids are really grand. They told me about their costumes and all the candy they plan on getting.
I told them about what it was like in my day.
"Years ago" I said, "kids used chalk on Halloween. They'd mark up a man's pants if he didn't pay off." "Really?" they asked.
I replied, "Yes, that's right, and one kid liked it so much he grew up and became a tailor."
They still think I'm a little strange!