Flying saucers

I found out that Initiative 300 in Denver was voted down. The Initiative would have demanded the legitimization of flying saucers in Denver and required the city to post information on sightings and recent research on their web site. It also required the city to get a group of scientists together to form a committee to do more research on first contact preparedness.

You see, there are flying saucers over us all the time. Their occupants want to talk to our responsible leaders, but they're having trouble finding one!