Thursday, November 11, 2010

Congressmen and cows

A Colorado congressman, returned to Western Colorado to his constituents for the first time since he'd been sent to Washington. He was trying to explain all the unpopular things he'd been voting for and the lack of results. His audience, irate farmers who'd been promised much weren't pleased with his explanations and pressed him. He tried a final explanation:

"You men ought to know the facts of life. You can put a bull in the pasture one evening, but you can't expect a herd of newborn calves by morning."

One farmer from Fruita, CO jumped up and said, "No, but I'd expect to see a heap of smiling from a heap of cows!"

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