Rod Blagojevich has arrived in Colorado. Unfortunately, he won't be able to tour around the state and see the mountains. I suppose he might be able to go to lunch with Ted Kaczynski. When I hear a politician say he's a self made man, I'm thrilled that he took the responsibility off the rest of us. I hate political jokes, they always get elected.
Blagojevich is in this prison in Jefferson County, just a few miles from our house. I'm surprised it's not full of politicians.
A bribe is a gift with which the giver says, "Thanks," and the receiver says, "Don't mention it!"
