Ready for school

My grandson Andy is ready for school to start. His first meeting was last week. Yes, I suppose they have meetings now, before school starts. All my meetings related to school, centered around that card I had to bring home to my parents. "Yea but Dad, look what I got in gym class!" Trying to anticipate his future school work, I asked him the other day; "What did Paul Revere say at the end of his ride?" He replied, "Whoaa!"

Nowadays there are two important days in the life of a student: the day he starts school and the day he pays off his student loans!