Worrying on Groundhog day

An early Spring is on the way, according to this woodchuck named Punxsutawney Phil. However, these predictions were common when the weather was "predictable." Now that we have global warning... I'm not so sure. So the government wants us to worry. If we worry, then we'll count on them to fix everything and they'll get re-elected.

HEY, wait a minute, the United Nations research is now indicating that solar activity may have much more to do with global climate change than fossil fuels! Maybe Punxsatawney Phil was right all along, seeing his shadow or not has everything to do with solar activity! So, don't worry about global warming anymore. Remember this: worry is the interest you pay on trouble before it's due!