Who will help the Rockies?

I wonder if this guy could help the Rockies? I doubt that any minor management changes in the front office will do much. Another trade maybe? Well to get someone good, you have to give something up and other teams are smart enough to know what you've got. For example, let's trade veteran Marco Scutaro to the Giants for a minor league player, and then play the Giants tonight and see how he does! What! How about finding another proven player?  Nope, too much money! What's left? Fire everyone?  How about "let's develop our minor league players!"  Nah, they're too much fun to trade away, like Matt Holiday and many others. How about a new manager?

I'm told the Rocks may be in real trouble tonight against the Giants. This afternoon, the pitching machine threw a no-hitter! We've been in the cellar so long, it's damp!