Workout at the Y

I went to the Y to work out this morning. On the way back to my locker I noticed an older gentleman standing over my shoes dusting himself with body powder. When I picked up my shoes they were covered with this white powder - probably good for fungal prevention or something - so I just shook them off and started to get dressed. He saw me shaking them off and then asked me the strangest thing, "What do think of my birthday suit?" My first thought was, 'is it his birthday?' But I decided to tell him the truth, "It needs ironing." I decided then and there that naked people in the locker room are selfish. They're all wrapped up in themselves!