Pregnancy

My daughter seems to be enjoying herself out in the sunshine while being 8 months along. Pregnancy is an example of a woman's ability to take physical pain. No man could go through it. When a man cuts his finger trying to peel an apple, he has to lie down for ten days. No man could stand morning sickness. After the first urge to hurl, he'd say to himself, "if that woman tries to kitchy-koo one more time... I'll... I'll... get a headache maybe."